Things I’m just not interested in (and likely never will be)

  • Roller coasters
  • Sky diving
  • Future body piercings or body modification of any kind that isn’t doctor-mandated
  • Macaroni and cheese
  • Wal-Mart
  • Black nail polish
  • Stepping on any sort of bug that *crunches*
  • Sweetest Day
  • Boss’s Day
  • Owning an RV and camping every weekend
  • Maintaining a relationship with someone who doesn’t want to maintain one in return
  • Traveling to the Middle East or Africa
  • People who are perpetually happy
  • Student loans
  • Stiletto heels
  • Vegans who preach
  • Strange dogs around children
  • Someone else deciding what is best for my uterus
  • People believing the end of the world will happen due to the recent election
  • Fine print in contracts saying the company won’t be held responsible for mistakes they make
  • The color chartreuse
  • That Jello Pudding makes instant and stove-top varieties
  • Free shipping offers that make you spend a specific amount in order to receive it
  • Extra money for extended warranties
  • Zipper pulls that, when they break, don’t allow you to unzip
  • F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • Ultrasounds
  • Hormonal birth control
  • Raisins
  • Des Moines, Iowa
  • Public high school counselors
  • Covergirl liquid foundation
  • Homemade tortillas
  • Repairing an antique hoosier cabinet myself
  • Feeling ignored
  • Mittens
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~ by shespeakstruth on November 7, 2012.